collection begun 1989
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There was a mime funeral yesterday. It was the first time in recorded history that people were happy to see a mime trapped in a box.

Inigo Montoya: You are using Bonetti's Defense against me, ah?
Man in Black: I thought it fitting considering the rocky terrain.
Inigo Montoya: Naturally, you must suspect me to attack with Capa Ferro?
Man in Black: Naturally... but I find that Thibault cancels out Capa Ferro. Don't you?
Inigo Montoya: Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have.

Eagles fly with eagles and crows fly with crows. If you're doing eagle business and crows are commenting, change your altitude.

Not everyone is gullible. Some of us shave with Occam brand razors.

I hope life isn't a big joke ... because I don't get it.

If a child has never seen any art or entertainment that has redeeming values or intellectual quality at all, they will never know that 92 percent of all movies-books-music and 99.99999 percent of TV is actually well packaged, hi-gloss, corporate diahrrea soup -- Monkeybiscuit

Remember, these people see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed potential millionaires.

Congress is the entertainment branch of the Military Industrial Complex.

Violence and money both cure angst -- Layo

Demons, man, demons! Who needs chicks when you got demons? -- Gate II

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