collection begun 1989
served 10 dollops at at time

Why "work" on your relationships, when they can be counted on to work on you, relentlessly? -- Jeff Skinner

Oswald was armed with nothing more than an 8 millimeter movie camera. It was Zapruder who fired the fatal shots.

"A large head of hair adds beauty to a good face, and terror to an ugly one." -- Lycurgus, Spartan law-giver, circa 850 BCE

Ever since I heard about confirmation bias I have been seeing it everywhere.

No matter how much I tell certain people that they are stupid, that their opinions are wrong and they are moronic sub-humans for having the opinions they do, they never seem to come around to my way of thinking.

We cannot see the future. We cannot change the past. We can only live in the now with an eye towards gaining enough power in the future to wreak revenge on everyone who ever screwed us in the past.

"Remember when models were pretty? Isn't it time we let straight men pick how the models should look?" - David Spade, SNL

Ain't dem Girl Cooties just, like yucky? -- TheDavid

The tips of shoelaces are called aglets. They serve a sinister purpose.

Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era?

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