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It's not the size of the Bible - it's the motion of the devotion.

"What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans and the homeless, whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or the holy name of liberty or democracy?" -- Mahatma Gandhi

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I'M SURROUNDED BY GORGEOUS WOMEN, I'M REALLY INTELLIGENT, I KNOW HOW TO DO FANCY THINGS ON COMPUTERS AND EVERYONE WORSHIPS ME -- d.j.heald

When you vote, you should vote for the lesser of two evils. If you don't see two evils on the ballot, you aren't paying attention.

"We would rather do business with a thousand terrorists than a single Jew." -- sign outside of Goldberg's Funeral Home

Try to avoid situations where you are forced to drink your own urine.

To a genius, an average person is a moron.

Milli-helen: the amount of beauty necessary to launch one ship.

Minion: Emperor! Emperor! The Goths are at the gates of Rome!
Emperor: Again? Very well, give them the usual tributes of absinthe cocktails, but for heaven's sake, this time keep them away from my wife's eyeliner.

Why is it that some people only care about the 2nd Amendment and will stand by silently as all the other amendments are defiled? If all of your other rights are gone, what exactly is left for you to defend with your gun?

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