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enzuri: Japanese euphemism for male masturbation. Literally translates to "1000 strokes"
manzuri: Japanese euphemism for female masturbation. Literally translates to "10,000" strokes

Cupid only carries a bow and arrow because an uzi sets off the metal detector. -- flamingo_1

I fully support The War on Christmas - by selling weapons to both sides.

"I kept hearing how great The Lord of the Rings was supposed to be, so I read it. It turned out to be nothing more than a shameless rip-off of The Sword of Shannara." -- some moron

The exercising of weapons puts away aches, griefs, and diseases, it increases strength, and sharpens the wits. -- George Silver, 1599

Limited Government and Free Enterprise has made Somalia the paradise it is today.

A friend fell into an upholstery machine at work. It's ok, though. He's fully recovered.

Never get a tattoo where a judge can see it.

"Bush and his band of misfits are more morally opposed to a wet T-shirt contest than they are to waterboarding. A woman showing her breasts in public will serve more time than anyone involved in this travesty of justice and humanity." -- roadkillontheweb

"Big head meet little head, little head, big head. Now, little head, as much you might resent it - big head is going to do the thinking from now on. Now, now, now . . . don't droop & pout. It has to be this way or life is going to assume new, huge proportions of suckitude." -- DJF

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